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God was bored, so God split. That is, God divided into multiple
beings. Now God had lots of company, but they were all bored.
Omnipotence and omniscience were boring, so god imposed limits.
god now thought, this sucks! Why do we suffer fear, pain, and
death? Why are we here? god decided to improve things. This
took a long time, because their power was now finite. Slowly,
god discovered ways to relieve suffering and postpone death.
god eventually learned to control the universe. god had finally
eliminated suffering, conquered death, and created an existence
unlimited by time or space - god had become God! However, God
grew bored...
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